Just a friendly message from your ol’ Town Crier this morning. As I’m sure you’re all aware, this Town Crier is always for hire! However, I should stress to you all that I only go where I’m invited.

I’m lucky enough to receive invitations to royal events, charity soirees and more modest gatherings but I do only work at events where I’ve had the pleasure of a personal invite. I know I can be quite an imposing person with my booming voice (all the better to cry with) but fear not, I won’t turn up at your 50th birthday dinner unannounced!

If you do have an event that you’d like me to attend, or you’re interested in hiring out one of my famous characters, then please drop me a line at alanmyatt@blueyonder.co.uk.