I was  called upon to help the boys in blue arrest the Mayor of Luton and other local dignitaries recently. They  were detained in a specially constructed mock gaol set up inside The Mall Luton as part of the shopping centre’s  latest fundraising initiative to support Keech Hospice Care.

Friends and family were invited to visit them in their cell and offer emotional support while I read out a long  list of their crimes. They were released after two hours but only after they’d raised sufficient money to secure  their bail!

Posted on the 15th September 2011